{"product_id":"financial-mistake-vinyl-decal-copy","title":"Certified Problem Vinyl Decal","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot everyone is a problem. Some people are professionally qualified.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Certified Problem”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e vinyl decal — the official warning label for anyone who has absolutely no intention of pretending to be normal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe you're the friend who always has the questionable idea. Maybe you're the one who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. 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