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4 Pack 12 oz Koozie

4 Pack 12 oz Koozie

$14.49
High Class White Trash 12 oz Koozie

High Class White Trash 12 oz Koozie

$4.49
Merica And Titties 12 oz Koozie

Merica And Titties 12 oz Koozie

$4.49
Dont Feed The Whores Drugs 12 oz Koozie

Dont Feed The Whores Drugs 12 oz Koozie

$4.49
D.A.R.E. 12 oz Koozie

D.A.R.E. 12 oz Koozie

$4.49

About Us

Patens Customs isn't some giant clothing company with a boardroom full of people deciding what you're allowed to think is funny.

We're a small business making shirts, decals, and other shit we'd actually want to own.

Some are funny.

Some are questionable.

Some might piss somebody off.

That's kind of the point.

If you like boring clothes, we're probably not for you.

If you like wearing something that makes somebody turn around and say, "What the hell does your shirt say?"

Welcome to Patens Customs.

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4 Pack 12 oz Koozie

4 Pack 12 oz Koozie

$14.49
Bad Decisions T-Shirt

Bad Decisions T-Shirt

$23.99
Cash Money of You T-Shirt

Cash Money of You T-Shirt

$23.99
Certified Problem Vinyl Decal

Certified Problem Vinyl Decal

$10.49