Choked A Cougar Graphic Tee

“Never Killed a Mountain Lion… But I’ve Choked a Cougar” Tee
For legal reasons, this is a joke. For party reasons, it’s a damn good one.

This shirt doesn’t whisper. It walks in, drops a line hotter than your ex's mom, and walks out with everyone's attention. Whether you're at a dive bar, a backyard BBQ, or a Tinder date with no age filter — this tee is the move.

🪓 Bold white text on "Yeah I said it" black
🪓 Guaranteed to offend just enough people
🪓 May cause uncontrollable laughter, eyebrow raises, and a phone number or two

Wear it proudly. Wear it boldly. Just don’t wear it to Thanksgiving dinner unless your family’s cool with unhinged humor.

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