Drugs Are Really Expensive Graphic Tee

D.A.R.E. – Drugs Are Really Expensive Tee
This isn’t your 5th grade assembly. This is the recession remix.

You remember the D.A.R.E. program, right? Turns out they were onto something… just not in the way they intended. This tee delivers pure nostalgia with a grown-up twist — because adulting taught us one harsh truth: drugs will wreck your wallet before your life.

💸 Classic D.A.R.E. vibe, now with 100% more sarcasm
💸 Perfect for festivals, smoke sessions, or explaining to your mom why you’re broke
💸 Guaranteed to get nods from strangers and side-eyes from people who peaked in high school

This shirt hits like student loan debt and goes harder than your 2007 Red Ribbon Week dare. Go on, wear the truth.

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