Snortin Lines Bundle
Snortin Lines Bundle
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Because apparently one bad decision wasn't enough.
You asked for it. We made it worse.
The Snortin' Lines Bundle is the perfect starter pack for anyone who appreciates questionable humor, inappropriate accessories, and the occasional decision that probably shouldn't be discussed in public.
This bundle brings four pieces of Patens Customs chaos together in one package.
💊 WHAT'S INCLUDED
👕 SNORTIN' LINES T-SHIRT
The main event. Bold, inappropriate, and guaranteed to get a few double takes.
🔥 SNORTIN' LINES VINYL DECAL
Slap it on your truck, cooler, toolbox, laptop, or wherever you feel like making your questionable sense of humor public.
🍺 D.A.R.E. KOOZIE
Because apparently someone forgot to read the pamphlet.
🍺 PLEASE DON'T FEED THE WHORES DRUGS KOOZIE
Exactly what it says. We really don't know how else to explain this one.
WHY BUY THE BUNDLE?
Because buying everything separately is boring.
The Snortin' Lines Bundle gives you the shirt, matching decal, and TWO ridiculous koozies at a bundle price.
Perfect for:
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Parties
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Bonfires
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Camping
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Tailgating
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Bachelor parties
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Your buddy with absolutely no filter
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Anyone who thinks their drink needs a little more personality
💰 BUNDLE & SAVE
$32.99
Get all four pieces together and save compared to buying them individually.
One shirt. One decal. Two koozies. Absolutely zero good decisions.
⚠️ PATENS CUSTOMS DISCLAIMER
We make funny shit.
We don't recommend doing actual lines, feeding anyone drugs, or making decisions that require a lawyer.
Please enjoy responsibly.
Patens Customs — Wear Something Worth Talking About.
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
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